Inside your TRAINING HAT was your ACTUAL TRUSTY HAT! You forgot that you placed it inside your TRAINING HAT because you knew that you would have misplaced it otherwise. You were strong enough to knock your TRAINING HAT off of your desk, so it is probably a safe bet to say you have passed its rigorous trials and will need to order the next level of TRAINING HAT off of AMEWZON.
You got really side-tracked by cat business. You have mysteries to find, remember???