You notice a blank spot on your DIPLOMA. They forgot to finish it! Does this mean you are not officially a surveyor of Mysteries???
Of course it doesn't. Mysteries run through your blood and a stupid piece of paper doesn't change that. Nevertheless you decide to fill in the blank space with an ADVERB you think is funny. You try to remember what an ADVERB is while you check your POCKETS for a WRITING IMPLEMENT.
You are going to have to look elsewhere for something to write with, since all you have is a THUMB and a TREAT.