Yep, your POCKETS just have this old THUMB in them. You think you remember seeing a PEN sitting high up on that EMPTY BOOKCASE, so you resume your LEAP TO INCREDIBLE HEIGHT. You'll not only be able to survey the office for the Mysterious, you'll also hopefully find something with which to complete your Diploma from FUM.
As the expression goes, you'll be killing two birds and dragging them both to one of your loved ones as a gift.
What now?