With all of your KINDA ACROBATIC might, you leap through the air with the grace only a feline such as yourself can carry. You wish someone were watching. It is really something.
By the grace of your INSPIRATIONAL BONUS achieved from reading your INCOMPLETE DIPLOMA, you manage to just barely not FAIL to leap onto the EMPTY BOOKCASE (Thanks AUNT JOLENE).
You let out a triumphant MEOW as you achieve JUSTLY SUCCESS, in that you land on the EMPTY BOOKCASE, but are going to have to take some time to climb up. If this were a SCRAP, you wouldn't have time for such things, but in the safety of your office, it was a perfectly well spent ACTION FLOP.