As you stare into the FUZZY ABYSS of your 4TH WALL, you hardly notice that you are wiggling the top of your EMPTY BOOKCASE. You are usually the portrait of careful...ness, but you just can't help yourself when you are distracted by THE COLORS
Your EMPTY BOOKCASE comes crashing down, and you with it. Lucky for you, you are KINDA ACROBATIC, and you manage to stick the landing with perfect aplomb. You weren't worried for even a second. Nope. Nothing fazes a MYSTERIOLOGIST like you.