Even though you and your TRAINING HAT have been through some rocky times together, you decide to check on it from under the wreck. Having an EMPTY BOOKCASE fall on it could have been fatal.
Nah. As you suspected, the EMPTY BOOKCASE just sort of nailed it into the ground a little more. The TRAINING HAT is even propping up the big piece of furniture. At this point it is probably going to take INCREDIBLE STRENGTH to pull that out of the ground.
Now, onto that DIPLOMA